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Andrushka
07-17-2012, 11:10 PM
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and that would be a good example :scream:.
:lol:





I don't even want to know how he knows this. Was he bored one day and staring at the door, and thought "Hmmm......"?

:rofl: :rofl:

He could have some business cards made up that say "Worlds largest Penis" and the next time the airport people stop him and ask what's in his pants just hand it to them.If they proceed after they are just curious LOL

CantALoop
07-17-2012, 11:14 PM
Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.


Is he a skater??

If he is a skater, I wonder if he'll go faster if he tucks himself during a scratch spin. :P

Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?

flipforsynchro
07-18-2012, 12:29 AM
Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Dave of the North
07-18-2012, 01:21 AM
Maybe he could fill in (so to speak) for the guy who has marathon sex sessions with the worlds heaviest woman when he wants a break...

hydro
07-18-2012, 01:45 AM
Maybe he could fill in (so to speak) for the guy who has marathon sex sessions with the worlds heaviest woman when he wants a break...

I'd imagine it takes a lot of blood to fill up that penis, so I'm not sure he's *up* for that kind of exertion. I'd imagine he's prone to light-headedness, and with her marathon sessions, poor guy would require ample sustenance.

Then again, he might be if he helped eat some of her 10,000 calories. Vitamin C apparently does a lot to help with blood flow and erections.

:lol:

Rex
07-18-2012, 01:51 AM
Amen to that sister/brother! :40beers:

To Jonah's credit, he's a hell of a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy, who IMO isn't even that big compared to a lot of today's crop of XXX stars.

That being said, anything over 6" is scary.

A big schlong is like a taser - it can be voyeuristically entertaining to see it used in demonstrations...but it's also painful, so keep that thing pointed away from me!

:rofl: So true.
Ron Jeremy having a big schlong is like a Hyundai Excel with leather seats from Bridge of Weir.

skateboy
07-18-2012, 06:57 AM
Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?

And the line of the day goes to... CantALoop!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

(I suppose he'd pretty much have to do that in a sit spin...)

Ozzisk8tr
07-18-2012, 07:03 AM
If he is a skater, I wonder if he'll go faster if he tucks himself during a scratch spin. :P

Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?

How do you think the I spin came to be. The A spin came into action right around that same time. :shuffle:

Japanfan
07-18-2012, 08:07 AM
I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this :confused:


It happened to me once - it was about the size of my little finger flaccid and didn't get much better. Basically he couldn't do much with it and it was so embarrassing. He was a big, gorgeous guy. I didn't know what to do, did not feel it was my place to address the issue or give him comfort. In retrospect, maybe I should have. It must have been horrible for him to live with that.

duane
07-18-2012, 03:56 PM
I'd imagine it takes a lot of blood to fill up that penis, so I'm not sure he's *up* for that kind of exertion.
I've seen several of John Holmes' early movies and he was never able to completely "fill up", which is why I never understood how he became such a huge porn star. I mean, who wants to watch a porn movie with a less-than-full tool?

Rex
07-18-2012, 04:11 PM
Is he a skater??
He's not gonna be able to do jumps with THAT thing...
I'm guessing his spins are well-centered though...

CantALoop
07-19-2012, 12:16 AM
He's not gonna be able to do jumps with THAT thing...
I'm guessing his spins are well-centered though...

I'm not sure about spins...for some reason that conjured up images of him entering a scratch spin and his tackle flying loose and fluttering out rapidly like a windsock in a hurricane.

As for jumps, I suppose if he jumped high enough he would be able to overcome a (third) leg wrap?

flipforsynchro
07-19-2012, 04:40 AM
I'm not sure about spins...for some reason that conjured up images of him entering a scratch spin and his tackle flying loose and fluttering out rapidly like a windsock in a hurricane.

As for jumps, I suppose if he jumped high enough he would be able to overcome a (third) leg wrap?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: you have the best comments

skateboy
07-19-2012, 07:14 AM
I'm not sure about spins...for some reason that conjured up images of him entering a scratch spin and his tackle flying loose and fluttering out rapidly like a windsock in a hurricane.

OMG!! You kill me! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

heckles
07-19-2012, 07:35 AM
I've seen several of John Holmes' early movies and he was never able to completely "fill up", which is why I never understood how he became such a huge porn star.

I never understood his appeal either, because the guy was way fug.