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Jemestone
07-17-2012, 03:17 AM
lol, I thought middle eastern guys had the biggest penis.

I'm sure African guys has the world beat in that aspect ;)

Alex Forrest
07-17-2012, 03:41 AM
I read this on HuffPo. I feel sorry for him, and having a penis that size is a turn off. Doesn't fit in your mouth or elsewhere unless you have an epidural and are pushing out a baby.

It's kind of funny but I wouldn't want to see him in porn with a woman or a guy where he tries to assert his manhood.

There is big and that's good, but then there is NO THE HELL WAY, ANYWHERE.

At least he's kinda blah lookswise. If he looked like Brad Pitt, there might be some extra inspiration... hehe

But no, the biggest penis in the world is some guy in Africa who is terrorizing his many wives and girlfriends.

I never got a ruler out but I've been with a guy who was so enormous I just said "Sorry, can't/won't do it". He'd heard that most of his life. It's a tough road to hoe. He was like "Can you at least try?" I said, look my mouth doesn't unhinge like a snake and no way are you going to get in me, I'm still telling people I'm a virgin! The hell I'm going to get an episiotomy for a one night stand! F off. Too bad, so sad.

Weird. And security was just getting its jollies.

orbitz
07-17-2012, 03:43 AM
Is there such a procedure as a penis reduction? How can he walk, much less jog, with what is literally a third leg! I bet it can't point up when it's erect; Too much weight.

Jemestone
07-17-2012, 04:02 AM
I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this :confused:

To each its own I guess :shuffle:

Jayar
07-17-2012, 04:06 AM
Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.

Prancer
07-17-2012, 04:13 AM
I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this :confused:

To each its own I guess :shuffle:

There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches.

I mean, seriously, where could you put it that it wouldn't hurt? Don't answer that.


Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.

If he wanted people to be nice to him, he wouldn't have been photographed in those yellow spandex shorts.

CantALoop
07-17-2012, 05:06 AM
I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this :confused:

To each its own I guess :shuffle:

Amen to that sister/brother! :40beers:

To Jonah's credit, he's a hell of a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy, who IMO isn't even that big compared to a lot of today's crop of XXX stars.

That being said, anything over 6" is scary.

A big schlong is like a taser - it can be voyeuristically entertaining to see it used in demonstrations...but it's also painful, so keep that thing pointed away from me!

IceAlisa
07-17-2012, 05:31 AM
There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches. Yup, that's a whole other unit of a more than an average size.

Living Saint
07-17-2012, 05:37 AM
. . . the World Penis Map: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073Amen, amen Prancer, make ready the way of the Lord. You have done His bidding, and brought me my new missionary service. I must to Africa and South America, to do the Lord's work. I shall work night and day, on my knees if need be, to convert the heathens, one sinner at a time.

Praise God from whom all blessings flow! :saint:

Jemestone
07-17-2012, 06:11 AM
There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches.

I mean, seriously, where could you put it that it wouldn't hurt? Don't answer that.

Yeah that was the point :D And not feeling it at all cause it's too darn small is just as bad as hurting because it's too big.


Amen, amen Prancer, make ready the way of the Lord. You have done His bidding, and brought me my new missionary service. I must to Africa and South America, to do the Lord's work. I shall work night and day, on my knees if need be, to convert the heathens, one sinner at a time.

Praise God from whom all blessings flow! :saint:

:lol: Amen, I didn't need a map but I certainly can plan my vacations better now ;)

Anita18
07-17-2012, 07:18 AM
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and that would be a good example :scream:.
Seriously. I would cry if faced with that monster. :scream:


Rolling Stone reports Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] When videographed improperly self-measuring during a Yanky Panky interview Falcon's penis was less than 8 inches (20 cm) in length. [5] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

:scream::scream::scream:
Wait, he was on The Daily Show? How come I don't remember this?!?!



There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches.
There is! :scream:


If he wanted people to be nice to him, he wouldn't have been photographed in those yellow spandex shorts.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

kylet3
07-17-2012, 06:16 PM
As a gay man, there are certain things that I can respect and :swoon: over, but something that big?!? :scream: Get it the hell away from me! :rofl:

There are the guys who look like they have a "mangina" to which I think "what the hell am I supposed to do with that?". the guys with the just right, where I think "Ok now this I can work with", the guys who are slightly larger which make me think "Ok, I hope I don't get lockjaw with this", and then there's guys like this one who make me think "oh dear god, that's a third leg!, I'm going to run the other direction now!"

Oy.

overedge
07-17-2012, 08:43 PM
Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.

Is he a skater??


Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.


I don't even want to know how he knows this. Was he bored one day and staring at the door, and thought "Hmmm......"?

(I also notice that he is a Yankees fan. Which makes sense because they are big d*cks in many ways. RED SOX NATION)

BigB08822
07-17-2012, 08:58 PM
Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.

Seriously? :rofl:

Stormy
07-17-2012, 09:02 PM
(I also notice that he is a Yankees fan. Which makes sense because they are big d*cks in many ways. RED SOX NATION)

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