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05-11-2012, 08:24 PM
"The tiara's a fake...the real one is..." "BANG" and Squawkers was dead in his cage.

05-12-2012, 02:57 PM
Meanwhile, back at the coroner's office, diamonds totaling 732 karats were discovered in the colon of the corpse.

"Colon of the corpse!" Samantha Fujiyama, the forensic technician, muttered. "That would make a great title for a mystery book." The coroner, Dr. Rowena Quincy, chuckled gently.

05-19-2012, 05:09 AM
Back at the ranch, Alan was still singing. "Oh, a corpse is a corpse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a corpse of course, unless of course it's a talking corpse, whose name is Mister............"

05-21-2012, 01:03 PM

Ah yes, the amazing Barnabas Collins. Alan'a hidden identity.

05-30-2012, 12:21 AM
"Angelique! I should have known you would dare to show up!" bellowed Baralanabas. He opened the closet and took out his cape and bat-headed cane. Angelique fired the gun again, but there were no silver bullets left in it. Mrs. Squawkers, Alan's other parrot, flew out of the closet and then circled the cage where Squawkers lay dead and bloody. Then she flew in a rage at Angelique, pecking violently at her heavily made-up eyes.