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05-02-2012, 05:27 PM
Alan told Tatiana that he and Mary Ann might require further assistance beyond the bedazzled, feathered headband. Little did they know that Tatiana....
05-02-2012, 09:36 PM
..was very jealous of anyone trying to outshine her, and had no intentions of sharing her headband secrets with them. Or sharing anything else for that matter.
05-03-2012, 06:35 AM
She had no inclinations to share Dan Radcliffe, either, who was currently slipping into something more comfortable.
05-07-2012, 06:48 PM
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Perkins the maid and Chester the butler were discussing what to have for dinner.
05-07-2012, 09:41 PM
Chester mentioned Shepherd's Pie and Perkins, who is a maid to earn money for her Russian literature studies, mentioned , a similar dish, called "Картофельная запеканка" or baked potato pudding.
05-07-2012, 09:54 PM
Meanwhile, the coroner's report revealed that the corpse's stomach contents included catnip (it was the horse, of course).
05-07-2012, 09:59 PM
If the corpse had eaten Картофельная запеканка instead, he probably would still be alive, happily singing the theme song to Mr. Ed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsuohepbVk).
05-08-2012, 06:44 AM
But no, it was Alan Rickman who was singing the theme to "Mr. Ed", while he admired himself in the mirror and noted how handsome he looked in his tiara.
05-08-2012, 02:06 PM
Doesn't my Tiara make my eyes sparkle?! He asked playfully (knowing no one could deny how amazing he looked)!
05-10-2012, 06:57 AM
Perkins could not deny that Alan was a handsome hunk, but when she passed his room and caught a glimpse of him neighing like a horse and shaking his feathers. she promptly fainted.
05-10-2012, 08:36 AM
When she came to, Alan was holding her in his arms and she knew she was in love.
05-10-2012, 09:02 PM
She was in love with that feathered tiara, but how to snatch it from Alan's head, she wondered?
05-10-2012, 09:14 PM
"Oh Alan," she cooed in her most sweetly plaintive voice, "I have just been given the chance to fulfill my fondest dream -- I have won the role of Papagena in the Civic Opera's Magic Flute. Your feathered tiara would be simply perfect! Wouldn't you love to see it on display on stage?"
05-11-2012, 09:09 AM
Alan dropped her to the floor and cried..."MY TIARA"...I will never give up my tiara.
05-11-2012, 09:12 PM
"I know a secret! I know a secret!" bragged Alan's pet parrot, Squawkers, hopping from foot to foot in his cage in the corner.
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