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05-01-2012, 12:58 AM
We have a barn! All we need is some music and costumes!
05-01-2012, 01:26 AM
Mary Ann thought, "But I can't dance in a show because I have two left feet--damn that surgeon for screwing up my foot transplant."
05-01-2012, 02:18 AM
But Mary Ann could hire an A-list celebrity to dance in the show because of the money from the lawsuit she won, suing the surgeon.
05-01-2012, 03:20 AM
Daniel Radcliffe was thrilled with the assignment.
05-01-2012, 03:51 AM
His only request was that one other A-lister be on stage with him:
05-01-2012, 04:19 AM
Alan Rickman, of course.
05-01-2012, 05:11 AM
Bambi Stone's one weakness was a barn show, and this one was sure to lure that slippery minx out of hiding!
05-01-2012, 05:56 AM
Alan thought otherwise, and sneered, "A minx! Rubbish! She's a piece of Eurotrash!"
05-01-2012, 07:24 PM
"Maybe", said Mary Ann, "but she wears a headband. A bedazzled headband."
"Aha!" said Alan, "That's the key. Offer her sequins and she will come!"
05-01-2012, 07:46 PM
"Hmmm," pondered Alan, "Perhaps I could use a headband, too."
05-01-2012, 07:59 PM
"One with long feathers dangling from it. Preferably orange and fuschia feathers."
05-02-2012, 07:13 AM
"Excellent!", purred Alan, "I have always wanted to release my inner flamingo".
05-02-2012, 02:36 PM
He called Tatiana Navka to see if she had one.
05-02-2012, 04:07 PM
All of the sudden, the inspector came in asking questions about the body in Mary Ann's bed.
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