Story: One Word At A Time

[overedge]

We have a barn! All we need is some music and costumes!

[Moto Guzzi]

Mary Ann thought, "But I can't dance in a show because I have two left feet--damn that surgeon for screwing up my foot transplant."

[skipaway]

But Mary Ann could hire an A-list celebrity to dance in the show because of the money from the lawsuit she won, suing the surgeon.

[snoopysnake]

Daniel Radcliffe was thrilled with the assignment.

[Cachoo]

His only request was that one other A-lister be on stage with him:

[Marge_Simpson]

Alan Rickman, of course.

[jl22aries]

Bambi Stone's one weakness was a barn show, and this one was sure to lure that slippery minx out of hiding!

[Marge_Simpson]

Alan thought otherwise, and sneered, "A minx! Rubbish! She's a piece of Eurotrash!"

[sk8er1964]

"Maybe", said Mary Ann, "but she wears a headband. A bedazzled headband."

[Nan]

"Aha!" said Alan, "That's the key. Offer her sequins and she will come!"

[Marge_Simpson]

"Hmmm," pondered Alan, "Perhaps I could use a headband, too."

[sk8er1964]

"One with long feathers dangling from it. Preferably orange and fuschia feathers."

[Marge_Simpson]

"Excellent!", purred Alan, "I have always wanted to release my inner flamingo".

[snoopysnake]

He called Tatiana Navka to see if she had one.

[sk8er1964]

All of the sudden, the inspector came in asking questions about the body in Mary Ann's bed.