View Full Version : Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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02-21-2012, 08:30 PM
"Trying on clothes is evidence of life!"

02-21-2012, 09:07 PM
Oh dear me I am crying with laughter! Just :rofl: x infinity!!

02-22-2012, 12:51 AM
Well, we were so poor we only had one set of eyes for the four of us kids, so we had to roll them back and forth to each other. Eight eye sockets, two eyeballs. You do the math.

I was reading this at work (can't post there) and about died trying not to laugh out loud at this one!!!!!

02-22-2012, 12:56 AM
There were some anti-choice groups who thought the Onion article "I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion" was for real.


02-22-2012, 04:38 AM
:rofl: Love this.

And i wanted to share my favorite onion article of all time--http://www.theonion.com/articles/japan-pledges-to-halt-production-of-weirdo-porn-th,2657/
Really at this point I don't think I can move this thread in a weirder direction--it's happily rolling downhill so why try to stop it? Go ahead, read about colostomy bag porn.

02-22-2012, 06:38 AM
Oh gawd, I hope Ryan Murphy did not take advantage of this tragic story to advance his show. I mean, all Quinn does is roll her eyes and she was texting while driving, which caused her accident. She's gonna go brain dead and be euthanized!

02-22-2012, 07:54 PM
Ha ha! I believed it all until the very end when the doctor's receptionist was euthanized because all she could ever do was eat all the candy in the waiting room candy jar!:lol:

02-22-2012, 09:07 PM
I like you people. :) Even you. And you know who you are. Well, you probably don't. Which is funny! :lol: