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08-05-2011, 11:42 PM
Roseanne Announces Run For Presidency (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/roseanne-barr-wants-legalize-marijuana-announces-run-president-213204872.html)

The 58-year-old former small screen star said she wants to join the 2012 race so that she can "be part of the debates" and "represent the taxpayers."

"In fact, I'm choosing the taxpayers as my Vice President," she told Jay, to rousing cheers from the audience. "I want to put the questions to the panel about like, where the hell did our money go? That's number one."

"It's because of [Sarah Palin] that I decided to do a reality show. And also, I have feral pigs that overrun my farm and I'd like to shoot them out of a helicopter," she told Jay with a smile. "That's kinda what got me to thinking that I too should run for President if she can."

"I'm not for either party because they both suck and they're both a bunch of criminals," she said. "I made up my own party - it's America's Green Tea Party.

"There'd be no taxes. I'd forgive all student loans, all debts," she added before joking, "It's really thought out."


I'm going to move south so I can vote. :rofl:

08-05-2011, 11:48 PM
If it wasn't for the pig issue...

08-05-2011, 11:53 PM
But they're not the sweet little piglets...they're FERAL!! So it'd be okay to shoot them out of an airplane.

Aussie Willy
08-06-2011, 12:24 AM
:lol: She is probably more rational than most politicians.

Jot the Dot Dot
08-06-2011, 12:50 AM
I understand that, after that fiasco where she sang the National Anthem at that baseball game, the City Of San Diego resurfaced all their baseball diamonds with artificial turf so that Roseann wouldn't graze after a game.

08-06-2011, 03:15 AM
I would vote for Roseanne. I once voted for grandpa Munster for governor.

08-06-2011, 03:49 AM
I thought she had a Macademia nut farm in Hawaii.

As for her being President......NUTS!!!

08-06-2011, 03:51 AM
She sounds So-o-o desperate for publicity.

08-06-2011, 04:27 AM
I love macadamia nuts :swoon:

08-06-2011, 05:05 AM
She sounds So-o-o desperate for publicity.

:lol: Yup, she's resorted to slumming it on Jay Leno's Tonight Show! Can't stoop much lower than that! ;)

08-06-2011, 05:55 AM
Just as long as she doesn't sing---but in her prime her domestic goddess bit was good. God knows we need some laughs.

Aussie Willy
08-06-2011, 07:55 AM
They show Roseanne here and it still is one of the funniest sitcoms ever.

08-06-2011, 10:38 AM
I loved Roseanne as well. And she'd probably do a better job than the current bunch of turkeys whose recent decision re the debt ceiling is threatening to start another recession. Mind you, that is not much of a commendation.

08-07-2011, 02:14 AM
I'd rather vote for Roseanne than any of the current candidates.

08-07-2011, 04:01 PM
"America's Green Tea Party"! :lol: I don't really like her and I think she's joking, but at least you know she would NEVER take any crap from other politicians!