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Aussie Willy
05-30-2011, 11:15 PM
Our government has passed a law which means that the police can issue on the spot fines for any using offensive or threatening language. Before the police had to take people to court.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/big-fines-for-those-who-cry-foul-20110530-1fctb.html

If they came to my workplace they would issue lots of fines, particularly with our HR manager.

susan6
05-30-2011, 11:45 PM
Lenina Huxley: Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...
John Spartan: Are you s**tting me?
Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
John Spartan: What the hell is that?
Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Lenina Huxley: Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence.


Bonus points to anyone who can identify that guilty pleasure movie.

Norlite
05-30-2011, 11:49 PM
Bonus points to anyone who can identify that guilty pleasure movie.

*everyone runs to google*


As did I.

milanessa
05-30-2011, 11:50 PM
Bonus points to anyone who can identify that guilty pleasure movie.

Demolition Man. ;)

overedge
05-31-2011, 06:40 AM
Well, fcuk them :P