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Aussie Willy
05-20-2011, 06:29 AM
Meant to be happening this Saturday.

Does the Rapture pay attention to time zones?

If it does it means I probably die before the rest of you.

Amy L
05-20-2011, 06:56 AM
Well, let us know how it goes! :P

05-20-2011, 07:06 AM
Yes, tell us how good the internet connection is and if it can load FSU quickly. If it's slow, I'll just pass this go-round and wait till 2012. Hopefully, any possible problems can be worked out by then.

05-20-2011, 07:18 AM
I think I read that not everyone dies on the 21st. It is just the beginning of the end. I think those who are saved will be taken to heaven while the rest of us heathens will be left to endure the end of the world. Party at my place? :watch:

05-20-2011, 07:45 AM
Silly cultists, everyone knows Skynet launched its attack on April 21st, not May. :P

05-20-2011, 08:15 AM
From the thread title I thought Blondie were re-releasing their single...

05-20-2011, 08:58 AM
^ that would be incredibly good marketing!

I've been invited to a post-rapture looting on Facebook. See y'all there! :lol:

05-20-2011, 10:07 AM
Crap, does that mean if I live past the 21st, then I am a heathen that will die a terrible and horrible death in 2012?

05-20-2011, 11:01 AM
No, it means you're a heathen, and will die a horrible death on Oct 21, 2011.

05-20-2011, 11:03 AM
Well, there's a couple of ocean side mansions I've got my eye on....

John 3 17
05-20-2011, 12:31 PM
I've been looking forward to it since I became a Christian 20 years ago :) I'm ready whenever Jesus is, whether that's the 21st or not ;)


05-20-2011, 12:46 PM
Yes, it will be terrific. Hubby and I are already planning on blowing the mortgage and car insurance payments and having a big night out tonight.

05-20-2011, 12:58 PM
I am. But it's not going to happen on the 21st anyway. No man knows the day or the hour.

05-20-2011, 01:18 PM
By the way, what is the dresscode for an apocalypse?

Aussie Willy
05-20-2011, 01:20 PM
By the way, what is the dresscode for an apocalypse?

Just dress as a horse and try and blend in.