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ChelleC
05-21-2011, 06:01 AM
I'm interested to see what the pastor in question here has to say when it doesn't happen. I remember staying home from school in 94 when the first time he claimed the rapture was coming.


So do I, seems like we had 2 days off for it.

Lanie
05-21-2011, 06:15 AM
:rofl: We should have a FSU party!

Considering no one's gonna know when but God, yeah, I don't get why people pay mind to this crap...

Satellitegirl
05-21-2011, 06:26 AM
How in the crap would someone prepare for a "rapture" in the first place? It's ridiculous.

xkcd had a really funny comic where one girl is saying to a guy "so are you worried about the rapture" and he's like "not unless it figures out how to open doors" and she's like " I SAID RAPTURE" (not raptor) :rofl:

skatemomaz
05-21-2011, 06:38 AM
ok, so my husband is in China, it's about 1:40pm there, if I don't hear from him in 4 1/2 hours does that mean it has started there? :P

Allen
05-21-2011, 06:46 AM
So do I, seems like we had 2 days off for it.

Do you remember when the lady had a dream that a huge earthquake was going to hit the area, so she called the news and everyone freaked out? I didn't go to school that day either ;)

Southpaw
05-21-2011, 06:47 AM
Where the hell is Kiribati???

reckless
05-21-2011, 06:54 AM
Does the Anti-Christ Like Chocolate Chip Cookies? (http://www.haxan.com/portfolio/freakylinks/WWWFRE~1.COM/FREAKO~1/MONDO_~1/ANTI-C~1.HTM)



If anyone wants to share a good recipe for chocolate chip cookies, please post it in the thread or send me a private message.

:)
Sort-of chocolate chip cookies that are absolutely foolproof:

Magic Cookie Bars

Ingredients

1/2 cup butter or margarine, melted
1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk (I use Eagle Brand)
2 cups semisweet chocolate morsels
1 1/3 cups flaked coconut
1 cup chopped nuts

(I actually leave out the coconut and the nuts.)

Directions

Heat oven to 350 degrees F (325 degrees for glass dish). Coat 13x9-inch baking pan with no-stick cooking spray.

Combine graham cracker crumbs and butter. Press into bottom of prepared pan. Pour sweetened condensed milk evenly over crumb mixture. Layer evenly with chocolate chips, coconut and nuts. Press down firmly with a fork. (It works just as well if you mix everything in a bowl and then put it into the pan.)

Bake 25 minutes or until lightly browned. Cool. Cut into bars or diamonds. Store covered at room temperature.

Sasha'sSpins
05-21-2011, 07:18 AM
Is it over? :watch:

Allen
05-21-2011, 08:01 AM
Where the hell is Kiribati???

It's in the south pacific. You can see it on this (http://www.indo.com/tplan/embassy.oceania.html) map.

Cyn
05-21-2011, 08:06 AM
I was just checking the TV guide to find something to watch, and on AMC, the movie currently airing is some apocalyptic/nuclear winter movie from 1956 titled "The Day The World Ended." :lol:

That had to be planned - if it wasn't, however, :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Aussie Willy
05-21-2011, 08:27 AM
It is half an hour until 6pm here. Nothing happening yet except my cat is sitting on the fence - and now just jumped over it. Oh and cooking dinner for a guest.

Ozzisk8tr
05-21-2011, 08:44 AM
It is half an hour until 6pm here. Nothing happening yet except my cat is sitting on the fence - and now just jumped over it. Oh and cooking dinner for a guest.

Your cat is cooking dinner for a guest? Don't tell me, mouse mousse?

Jackie Sparrow
05-21-2011, 09:50 AM
I thought this thread was about a film coming out!
No one ever heard of rapture in Switzerland it seems. Maybe it only applies to English speaking countries. Good luck :P

rfisher
05-21-2011, 12:14 PM
The thing is nothing will happen to those who are not among the *saved* so the rest of us will just laugh and carry on. Until...:sekret:

And I'll still have to go to the stupid meeting today.

Aussie Willy
05-21-2011, 12:17 PM
It is now 9pm and I am still alive. Sorry to disappoint you folks.