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reckless
05-22-2011, 09:01 AM
My coworker posted a pic on Facebook of his sweater and jeans seated in front of an uneaten In-N-Out meal. :rofl: I went, "And you didn't even get to eat your last In-N-Out! -tragedy-" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Is that No. 23 in this gallery (http://gizmodo.com/5804259/the-best-rapture-prank-pictures/gallery/23)? I particularly like the clothes caught in the wheel of the car and the one with the digital camera image of the guy a moment earlier.

And, um, No. 34 . . . I thought that prevented you from getting called.

Anita18
05-22-2011, 09:04 AM
Is that No. 23 in this gallery (http://gizmodo.com/5804259/the-best-rapture-prank-pictures/gallery/23)? I particularly like the clothes caught in the wheel of the car and the one with the digital camera image of the guy a moment earlier.
YES IT IS! :cheer:

I wonder if he knows he's famous now. :rofl:

Loves_Shizuka
05-22-2011, 10:33 AM
I survived this most turbulent night, and I'm guessing the world is still full of idiots.

gkelly
05-22-2011, 01:24 PM
:rofl:Since we are all pretty snarky I'm sure we will still all be here.


Except for Living Saint :saint:

Living Saint :saint: is pretty snarky as saints go, so where does that leave her? Anyone heard from her lately?

Reuven
05-22-2011, 03:34 PM
I’m sure LS was convincing TPTB that it’s not time yet. She probably had some dirt to blackmail with...;)

Aceon6
05-22-2011, 04:03 PM
Local radio had a follow up story fed, I think, from CBS Radio. There was a guy who used all of his retirement money, about $140,000, to help pay for the ads on the NY subway and bus lines. When 6:00 came and went, he picked up his Bible and read. So sad that there are folks in the world so vulnerable to the words of a crank.

numbers123
05-22-2011, 04:42 PM
Anyone have this notice (http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?fbid=199550276756677&set=a.190562250988813.46995.182460015132370&type=1&theater)placed on their doors?

PrincessLeppard
05-22-2011, 05:20 PM
I just posted it on Facebook. It's hilarious! Thanks for sharing. :)

ChelleC
05-22-2011, 07:11 PM
Anyone have this notice (http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?fbid=199550276756677&set=a.190562250988813.46995.182460015132370&type=1&theater)placed on their doors?


Oh, that's just hilarious!

My minister opened his sermon this morning by congratulating everyone on surviving the rapture. :rofl:

aftershocks
05-22-2011, 08:47 PM
At least all the pets will be well taken care of (http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/) :dog::cat:

:lol: OMG, come on now! Don't tell me people actually fell for this!!?? Money would have been better spent donating to animal rescue shelters or disaster relief efforts around the world, e.g, Haiti, or Japan, anyone? People in those countries are actually really suffering. Those natural disasters portend more about a possible end time to come than anything conjured up by false prophets and media, IMHO.


Top 10 Rapture Photos (http://mashable.com/2011/05/21/rapture-bomb-pics/#14721Bad-Timing)

:rofl: ... but then again, it's always best to have a sense of humor in times of woe. Levity, is essential at any time to keep from going insane.

OTOH, media is very much a tool of distraction. Trivial matters often distract us from the real :eek: matters at hand in the world. Shout out if you believe that something more is afoot in the world than we are willing to put our attention on. Whatever catastrophic or Rapturous that happens in the near or far future, I doubt there's going to be any advance notice. Some of our time today might be better spent viewing serious warnings such as the documentary film, Inside Job, and other efforts by a courageous few who are trying to tell some truths to help get the larger population to wake up. Not to say individually we can change the world, but we each can make a difference in a small way within ourselves, our families and our communities. Instead of believing in false prophets, believe in the good in ourselves and each other perhaps?


Anyone have this notice (http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?fbid=199550276756677&set=a.190562250988813.46995.182460015132370&type=1&theater)placed on their doors?

:rofl:

I think I was out running errands around 6:00pm yesterday, and nothing unusual was happening, except that weatherwise it was an unusually nice day -- we've had such shitty weather here all year! No notice on my door when I got back. Oh well, back to the more serious matters at hand, like figure skating. Hmmmm ...

Flatfoote
05-22-2011, 09:16 PM
I'm quite thankful I didn't have to look up and see a bunch of naked people floating above me on their way to heaven. I'm even more thankful I didn't have to be one of those naked people floating above a bunch of heathens!

AragornElessar
05-22-2011, 09:31 PM
Well, I'm here too...guess I wasn't good enough but at least I get to watch the 2011 Preakness stakes...Go Animal Kingdom!!!

He almost pulled it off too. That was almost Zenyatta-ish, but not enough track left for him to make up the difference. If he hadn't had that awful start from the gate, we could be talking about a potential Triple Crown come the Belmont today IMO.

Anyway...I've had a wretched week health wise, but reading this thread today has greatly entertained me and at least brightened today. Thanks Everyone!! :)

Beefcake
05-22-2011, 09:36 PM
I'm even more thankful I didn't have to be one of those naked people floating above a bunch of heathens!
For real. They'd be the ones to shamelessly enjoy :watch: viewing our junk and/or lady parts on parade.

Imagine that -- my rapture would've been their daily porn. :drama:

gkelly
05-22-2011, 10:04 PM
And then there's this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg)

BigB08822
05-22-2011, 10:29 PM
And then there's this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg)

Oh god, I loved that show. Forgot about that one.