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Jenna
05-21-2011, 09:02 PM
I'm looking forward to hearing what Camping has to say tonight on the news.

:rofl:

AxelAnnie
05-21-2011, 09:03 PM
Personally...I always look forward to a good rapture

skatemommy
05-21-2011, 09:16 PM
Matthew 25:13
..... no man knows the day or the hour when the Son of Man will come back. (The Clear Word version)

missflick
05-21-2011, 09:27 PM
REM: "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine".

rfisher
05-21-2011, 09:55 PM
Beach Boys :If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do me
God only knows what I'd be without you

mrr50
05-21-2011, 10:15 PM
Camping has been silent today, maybe he's the only one who has been taken

ilovepaydays
05-21-2011, 10:17 PM
Matthew 25:13
..... no man knows the day or the hour when the Son of Man will come back. (The Clear Word version)

Not just that but the Bible also warns against these kinds of nutjobs - 2 Thessalonians 2:1-2: "Concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our being gathered to him, we ask you, brothers and sisters, not to become easily unsettled or alarmed by the teaching allegedly from us—whether by a prophecy or by word of mouth or by letter—asserting that the day of the Lord has already come." (NIV)

Matryeshka
05-21-2011, 10:20 PM
Camping's offices were cleared out by Friday afternoon. He received somewhere in the neighborhood of 30-65 million dollars worth of donations/property after his pronouncement.

He's off on some island right now, being serviced by a seventeen-year old bare-breasted native girl. Or boy. Whichever floats his boat. He's probably having one of those drinks served in a cocunut shell with an umbrella and a pineapple spear. Afterwards, he'll count all the money in his Caymen account while giggling fiendishly.

Goddamnit. Why didn't *I* pronounce the Rapture date? :mad:

milanessa
05-21-2011, 10:26 PM
I was going to say he's recalculating but I'll bet Matry's right.

IceAlisa
05-21-2011, 10:36 PM
Well, it's not 6 pm on the West Coast yet.

skatemommy
05-21-2011, 10:37 PM
Camping's offices were cleared out by Friday afternoon. He received somewhere in the neighborhood of 30-65 million dollars worth of donations/property after his pronouncement.

He's off on some island right now, being serviced by a seventeen-year old bare-breasted native girl. Or boy. Whichever floats his boat. He's probably having one of those drinks served in a cocunut shell with an umbrella and a pineapple spear. Afterwards, he'll count all the money in his Caymen account while giggling fiendishly.

Goddamnit. Why didn't *I* pronounce the Rapture date? :mad:

word Matry...maybe next time we can create a Konspiracy!

IceAlisa
05-21-2011, 10:41 PM
Damn, am I in the wrong racket.

VALuvsMKwan
05-21-2011, 11:09 PM
Still here (as if there were any doubt on me either way LOL).

Don't see anyone floating around like Mary Poppins either (and I'm on the 15th floor at work right this second and have a clear view of Beautiful Downtown Richmond).

Maybe I'll go to the Zombie Apocalypse party I've been invited to later tonight.

numbers123
05-21-2011, 11:36 PM
An ad from one of my "like" pages - cupcake and sandwich place:

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Rex
05-21-2011, 11:38 PM
Well, I waited and nothing happened. Just like the last date I was on......