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overedge
01-05-2011, 05:47 AM
"Mind-numbing" is being generous. I'm sure she didn't write any of it (except maybe "the" and "and") but even the ghostwriter should be ashamed of his/her self.

http://www.celebitchy.com/133618/more_excerpts_from_snookis_mind_numbing_new_book/

taf2002
01-05-2011, 02:21 PM
O.M.G. Brain bleach please.

Cyn
01-05-2011, 04:38 PM
:eek: :yikes: :scream:

Was her ghostwriter a third-grader?

Jenny
01-05-2011, 04:47 PM
:lol: that Snooki's and Johnny's books have the same publisher. Literature ain't dead yet folks!

Cupid
01-05-2011, 04:50 PM
As with all the cast of Jersey Shore, they had better make their money while the going is good. Good for her, I say!

Nora_Charles
01-05-2011, 05:20 PM
Welllll....there's 5 minutes of my life I won't get back. :lol: Can someone explain what "rocky in his jeans" means? I mean, I know, but....really? That was the worst euphemism I think I've ever read.

eusebius
01-05-2011, 05:22 PM
:rofl: :scream: :wall: :duh:

Nora_Charles
01-05-2011, 05:26 PM
:rofl: :scream: :wall: :duh:

Snooki's book in 4 easy emoticons, ladies and gentlemen! :encore: Would save people lots of scarring/use of brain bleach. ;)

skatingfan5
01-05-2011, 05:28 PM
Thanks for the "reviews"! :respec: You've saved me from even the possibility of succumbing to the temptation to peek at the excerpt. :lol:

eusebius
01-05-2011, 05:30 PM
Snooki's book in 4 easy emoticons, ladies and gentlemen! :encore: Would save people lots of scarring/use of brain bleach. ;)

It would have saved Snooki all the $$ from hiring a ghostwriter, too!

PrincessLeppard
01-05-2011, 06:10 PM
Valerie Frankel was the ghost writer? Her books are funny. I hope the money was good.

Beefcake
01-05-2011, 08:32 PM
Wow! Snooki has created an original, tragic heroine for this book! :D

I'm not sure where she got the inspiration for "Gia" (or for the setting: unchartered territory - a bar!), but if she can come up with more like this Snooki just may have a future in writing.

my little pony
01-05-2011, 09:18 PM
she reminds me of a tuco tuco