What makes a Guy Undateable?

[PrincessLeppard]

BTW, I hate the term "man cave" - I hope most people use it ironically, but I suspect not.

I think a man who wants a "man cave" is not really up on the finer points of irony. :D

[essence_of_soy]

Hate to be shallow, but skinny legs are a deal-breaker for me.

In years gone by, a lot of skaters had legs like pool tables. I think Johnny Weir even points this out in his reality tv show.