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PeterG
12-13-2008, 03:47 AM
So the ground rules. Every 20th post will be a new topic (meaning post 1, post 21, post 41, etc.) Let's see if we can do 20 puns...the worse the better.... :lol: ...for each topic until a new topic is brought up.

And now, let us begin.

Jennifer Anniston has appeared nude on the cover, and inside, GQ magazine. Is she afraid age is overtaking her beauty? That she must flaunt it now, before she no longer has got it? Is she thinking this is a good career move? That it might get her more adult roles, or more serious roles? Or is she just desperate to be the #1 magazine cover babe, with Angelia Jolie on her ass...so to speak...

You all know about this, right? It is important to keep abreast of what's happening in the world...

agalisgv
12-13-2008, 05:06 AM
I think the naked truth is Jennifer just ain't that popular w/o Brad...

PeterG
12-13-2008, 06:02 AM
...and to think that at one time Brad couldn't bare to be without Jen...

agalisgv
12-13-2008, 06:34 AM
...what a stark reality Jen faced after their break-up :drama:

Really
12-13-2008, 06:36 AM
(an aside -- where is Reuven?)

heckles
12-13-2008, 06:42 AM
Jen should have gotten the memo that no nudes is good nudes.

essence_of_soy
12-13-2008, 08:13 AM
From JenA to JHo....Sounds Like a Booty Call

immoimeme
12-13-2008, 10:59 AM
LOL my pun was too dirty to make it past the censor

Jot the Dot Dot
12-13-2008, 11:14 AM
I think what made Brad & Jen break up was that it was only puppy love ('tho a little puppy never hurt anyone).

heckles
12-13-2008, 04:02 PM
I think what made Brad & Jen break up was that it was only puppy love ('tho a little puppy never hurt anyone).

Maybe Brad was impressed with Angelina's mutt-ernal instinct.

PeterG
12-13-2008, 07:30 PM
I've always wondered if Angelina bared her soul to Brad, but Jen was unable to... (back THEN, anway!!!)


LOL my pun was too dirty to make it past the censor

Yet the private message function is working... :grope:

LilJen
12-13-2008, 10:28 PM
the theory that Angelina fell in love with Brad while on set is not well fleshed out, but the bare facts of the case suggest it.

bobalina77
12-14-2008, 12:57 AM
I bet when Jen found out about Angelina she could barely contain her anger.. but from the looks of things she's got some naked ambition to move on.

heckles
12-14-2008, 01:10 AM
Brad couldn't endure a teste to his fidelity to Jen.

paintbrushhh
12-14-2008, 03:32 AM
Jen does a great poor old pitiful Pittless me act.