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numbers123
10-31-2009, 05:37 PM
he left his heart attack in Forest Lawn
twinsissv
10-31-2009, 06:24 PM
Well... personally I see them both as a couple of media opportunists out to promote their upcoming books. :2faced::bribe:

His title: Bury My Hard (Ahhh...Heart) in the Crypt of Your Love

Her title: Hell's Belles


Appalachian Trails Publishing Company (no doubt) :rolleyes:
JILEN
11-01-2009, 11:55 PM
The spirits are ridin' high this one...
numbers123
11-02-2009, 12:52 AM
Nary a cement or tarry block to hold the spirits down
KCC
11-02-2009, 01:27 AM
Doing it all night, till mourning
JILEN
11-02-2009, 03:00 AM
Working the graveyard shift maybe...
heckles
11-02-2009, 03:48 AM
You're all making me laugh so hard, I'm coffin to death.
agalisgv
11-02-2009, 04:00 AM
Guess he had some skeletons in his closet after all
Rex
11-02-2009, 04:07 AM
Guess he had some skeletons in his closet after all :slinkaway :rofl:
KCC
11-02-2009, 04:10 AM
The mistress was really thin -- just skin and bones
Rex
11-02-2009, 04:11 AM
And he'll stay for breakfast - coffin and toast
twinsissv
11-02-2009, 06:16 AM
So that's why they call it a mau-se-lay-em? Cause he lay'em? Or maybe they were just confused and mistook headstone for stoned head? :huh:

But I am beginning to see the logic behind their thinking. After all, a cemetery is one of the few places where after all of the fun...you can actually Rest In Peace.
JILEN
11-02-2009, 02:02 PM
A tisket, a tasket, we're bonin' on the casket....:P

:)

Morbid and ridgid in the burials and memorials! :P
twinsissv
11-02-2009, 02:56 PM
Were they in the chapel? Maybe she wanted to rehearse. You know to really show him what she could do with an organ..and urn enough to get very niche. :bribe::bribe:

I've been wondering if she specializes in politicians because she could really cream a Tory! :judge:
JILEN
11-02-2009, 09:18 PM
I've been wondering if she specializes in politicians because she could really cream a Tory! :judge:

She definitely is a gravedigger! I hope she doesnt end up six-feet-plunder. :)