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twinsissv
08-25-2009, 07:00 AM
Ox me no more questions.

But why? We can yak and yak and yak all ewe want.
Oh, well...I've got to goat now. BI.......SON!!!

JILEN
08-25-2009, 02:21 PM
Why did the secret service surrounded Obama with dozens of cows?

They're are trying to beef up security. :)

Kamey
08-25-2009, 06:51 PM
Why did the secret service surrounded Obama with dozens of cows?

They're are trying to beef up security. :)

There was a steak-out too, I herd.

JILEN
08-25-2009, 07:23 PM
Is that why the'yre drinking so much calfeine? :)

twinsissv
08-26-2009, 08:11 AM
Well...who gnu?

Rex
10-30-2009, 05:16 PM
Another Southern politician is busted with his mistress. (http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/29/crimesider/entry5446886.shtml) This time it's with sex toys, Viagra and in A FECKING cemetery!! :cheer:

The situation is grave :slinkaway

Southpaw
10-30-2009, 05:20 PM
Was he getting head stoned?

Rex
10-30-2009, 05:21 PM
:lol: I don't know, but this story will be hard to bury.

Southpaw
10-30-2009, 05:24 PM
The skeleton is out of the closet with this boner!

Rex
10-30-2009, 05:27 PM
A tisket, a tasket, we're bonin' on the casket....:P

Southpaw
10-30-2009, 05:28 PM
We did the mash
We did the stripper mash
The stripper mash
Her clothes were off in a flash

Rex
10-30-2009, 05:40 PM
You know, you know
You know I wanna do it
But do we have to use
all of that embalming fluid?

twinsissv
10-30-2009, 11:08 PM
1. Autopsy...:(
2. Autoerotic...:grope:
3. He auto be exhumed (oops!) I mean exiled!!!...:revenge:

Reuven
10-31-2009, 02:34 AM
He asked her, "Can I neck or feel ya"



Think about that one for a while. ;)

twinsissv
10-31-2009, 08:49 AM
He asked her, "Can I neck or feel ya"



Think about that one for a while. ;)

:rofl: Now you're really getting into the body of the subject. Careful be corpse you don't want to cause anyone to have a coroner-ee. :lol: