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heckles
08-12-2009, 03:57 AM
I'll take a crack at it.

JILEN
08-12-2009, 04:52 PM
Dont be cocky this time! :)

heckles
08-12-2009, 06:56 PM
Sphincter pretty good, huh?

Southpaw
08-12-2009, 07:31 PM
Heckles used to be cheeky, butt now he's as charming as a hemorrhoid.

heckles
08-12-2009, 07:36 PM
Quit talking out your ass.

Southpaw
08-12-2009, 07:43 PM
I can't help butt talk out of my ass because my mouth is in arrears.

heckles
08-12-2009, 07:49 PM
Sounds like urine trouble.

JILEN
08-12-2009, 08:28 PM
Let's pull ourselves together, this thread is rearing its ugly head.

heckles
08-12-2009, 08:35 PM
Why don't you butt out?

Southpaw
08-12-2009, 08:39 PM
I agree with JILEN - this topic is speeding down the Hershey Highway and maybe it's time to head out the back door.

heckles
08-12-2009, 08:48 PM
You're mad that your puns anus good as mine.

Rex
08-12-2009, 09:14 PM
More heinous than anus.

jtpc
08-19-2009, 01:36 AM
Time for some new inspiration. Here's a new story:

Last Saturday, a 1,224 pound triple vanilla cupcake with pink frosting set a record as the world's largest. The cupcake took 12 hours to bake and included 800 eggs and 200 pounds each of sugar and flour. The cupcake clocks in at an estimated 2 million calories.

Iím sure that we will rise to the occasion. Some good puns would really take the cake.

numbers123
08-19-2009, 02:37 AM
the cake was frosted to loose the record.

twinsissv
08-19-2009, 03:36 AM
What a crummy waste of thyme. Some people just have to eggsagerate everything.