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Southpaw
08-05-2009, 07:00 PM
Funny, cuz I was about to say that you've gone soft on me and now you're drained.

JILEN
08-05-2009, 07:01 PM
Guys, re-member we need to pump it up some more. This thread can be sh*t loads of fun. :)

heckles
08-05-2009, 07:04 PM
This thread can be sh*t loads of fun. :)

Taint that moving off-topic?

JILEN
08-05-2009, 07:18 PM
Not really but your going hardcore on me and it sucks. :)

heckles
08-05-2009, 07:21 PM
Take it easy, I was only jelqing around.

Southpaw
08-05-2009, 07:50 PM
I am rubber
You are spooge
What comes off me
Sticks to you

heckles
08-05-2009, 08:13 PM
Stop filling my head with these bad puns. You don't deserve to be a member here.

JILEN
08-05-2009, 08:15 PM
We don't condom dirty behavior here. ;)


How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper. :rollin:

heckles
08-05-2009, 08:33 PM
I'm balled over from laughing.

Southpaw
08-05-2009, 09:43 PM
Are you having a hard time getting up, heckles?

heckles
08-05-2009, 09:51 PM
Yes, I'm feeling rather henpeckered.

Southpaw
08-05-2009, 09:56 PM
So much for happy endings...

heckles
08-05-2009, 10:07 PM
I feel beaten, bush whacked and man-handled.

Southpaw
08-05-2009, 10:09 PM
Hope I didn't jerk you too much? No hard feelings?

heckles
08-05-2009, 10:44 PM
Is this a taste of things to come?