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Southpaw
08-05-2009, 04:43 PM
The topic is as popular as getting our money shot out of a cannon.
gkelly
08-05-2009, 04:59 PM
A cannon is mightier than a sword?
heckles
08-05-2009, 05:04 PM
I suggest you all pull out of this penis pun contest now. You don't want to go head-to-head with me.
Southpaw
08-05-2009, 05:10 PM
I suggest you all pull out of this penis pun contest now. You don't want to go head-to-head with me.

Aw, go blow, job security in the penis pun industry is in my hand.
heckles
08-05-2009, 05:14 PM
Aw, go blow, job security in the penis pun industry is in my hand.

You're so vein, you probably think this schlong is about you.
Southpaw
08-05-2009, 05:20 PM
You're so vein, you probably think this schlong is about you.

And you have a big head. You'll never bring me to my knees in this competition.
heckles
08-05-2009, 05:35 PM
Are you calling me cocksure?
Southpaw
08-05-2009, 05:39 PM
You must be French, tickler that you are.
heckles
08-05-2009, 05:42 PM
Getting teste, are you?
Southpaw
08-05-2009, 05:46 PM
Well, the way you inserted yourself in here ur ethra a dick or a putz. I haven't come to decide which one yet.
heckles
08-05-2009, 06:35 PM
Trying to give me the shaft?
JILEN
08-05-2009, 06:36 PM
I suggest you all pull out of this penis pun contest now.

Why? I would just like to hung around and test-icles my skills do you mind?
heckles
08-05-2009, 06:39 PM
I would just like to hung around and test-icles my skills do you mind?

The competition is too stiff.
Southpaw
08-05-2009, 06:40 PM
That may be, but I am having a ball with your schtick.
heckles
08-05-2009, 06:57 PM
Admit it, you've shot your load.