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Japanfan
07-21-2009, 03:22 AM
How about all this drama going on in the music world? Between MJ's death and Chris Brown's long-overdue apology, I'd say demerol some jacko'd up people. Rihanna roll now! :yikes:

Eys. MJ Anna Nicole Anna Heath. There is such fear of those pain killers that it hangover so many of our lives. The killers must be stopped before they get to Paris!!

valenc
07-21-2009, 05:27 PM
U2, Doubletoe? No Doubt you're welcome to join The Fray but Kanye wait until we're done with The Byrds puns? I'd be tickled Pink if you did. Lady I've been Gaga (and Panic!d at the Disco, then kinda Mroz) over Witch theme we're on.

Southpaw
07-21-2009, 05:30 PM
Puns are such a Cheap Trick, but I'm getting the Knack of them and hope that someday the theme will be Cars.

JILEN
07-21-2009, 06:43 PM
Beat It! :)

Whoever started this thread is so Off The Wall. I feel it's Ludacris to put my 50 Cents in a Michael Jackson puns. (love the king of Pop)

Kamey
07-21-2009, 07:33 PM
I don't Carey what the topic is, except for insects -- I hate Beatles, Crickets, hungry Locusts, and Atomic-sized Fleas.

Southpaw
07-21-2009, 07:50 PM
I was once standing in front of a Van, Halen a cab, when a Def Leppard ran into the street and I had to call The Police.

valenc
07-21-2009, 10:19 PM
Wasn't that INXS? Sounds like a Sting operation, the Eve-nts are too much N'Sync. Were the cops a Motley Crue?

Southpaw
07-21-2009, 10:28 PM
They issued a Warrant to a Boy, George, who came running to the scene with his Loverboy in tow before taking off in his Starship.

valenc
07-21-2009, 10:45 PM
Was he caught Simply Red-handed with a Vanilla Ice latte, feeding the Def Leppard with Meatloaf and Poison? He's Akon-vict out on 50 Cent bail.

Southpaw
07-21-2009, 10:53 PM
A Ha! Now I remember - he was a Smooth Criminal playing with a Dirty Di ana Sledgehammer.

twinsissv
07-22-2009, 12:11 AM
I was about to jump into this, but I am so glad that I possess the power to resist those Temptations. Good for me!!!

valenc
07-22-2009, 12:26 AM
Everything But The Girl makes sense. She was a Blondie and a Black Eyed Peas of work. He made good girls go bad...(yeah)...

Doubletoe
07-22-2009, 12:43 AM
U2, Doubletoe? No Doubt you're welcome to join The Fray but Kanye wait until we're done with The Byrds puns? I'd be tickled Pink if you did. Lady I've been Gaga (and Panic!d at the Disco, then kinda Mroz) over Witch theme we're on.

Sorry, distracted by a Flock of Seagulls. Nice Hole in one there, valenc! :encore:

Dragonlady
07-22-2009, 04:50 AM
Guess Who I saw on the road home from Chilliwack? It's a long Saga but if you're in no Rush, I'll begin. There were Platinum Blonde Men With Hats marching along. The Band played as they marched in Triumph to the Lighthouse. Some of the men played Spoons, others carried bottles of April Wine for the festival. When they arrived, the Trooper used a Crowbar to get in. Ian & Sylvia had been gone so long, the Sparrows had taken over the place.

JILEN
07-22-2009, 02:19 PM
Dragonlady: Guess Who I saw on the road home from Chilliwack?

Hot Chili Peppers? :)

I Remember The Times when it's 98 Degrees down sweet home Alabama and Cold play was singing "You Made so Very Happy" by Blood, Sweat and Tears. (something for everybody)