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valenc
07-19-2009, 07:35 PM
Ah, what a Hamm. Curry on...

twinsissv
07-19-2009, 08:39 PM
Tooth's hurting. Cink I need to go to Denis.

valenc
07-19-2009, 09:42 PM
Howe! Ask for Novo-Cain.

Don't get Maddux, I'm just cu-Rios, what do skaters do Van Der Perrens are away?

twinsissv
07-19-2009, 10:55 PM
Howe! Ask for Novo-Cain.

Don't get Maddux, I'm just cu-Rios, what do skaters do Van Der Perrens are away?

They suddenly become Players!

Reuven
07-20-2009, 12:02 AM
Howe! Ask for Novo-Cain.

Don't get Maddux, I'm just cu-Rios, what do skaters do Van Der Perrens are away?

Mabee, they Chack out the Meno streets? Me, I couldn't Kerr less.

twinsissv
07-20-2009, 01:52 AM
They've been known to stay out Lleyton, swing from the Rafters, join Zhangs, associate with KwanVicks and even kick peoples' Buttles!!! :argue: Hanging out Witt UnSavoy characters...
just going Wylie!!! Lutz try to help Balfour they get into Surya trouble.
It's just Terryble! What are Wie to Du? :eek:

Japanfan
07-20-2009, 02:05 AM
Have them participate in early morning Contestis so they are too tired to lose their Virtues at night.

Dr.Siouxs
07-20-2009, 02:15 AM
Ono!! My niece says her scalp is Itchi..:shuffle:...she needs to go to the doctor for a Lysacek.
:shuffle:

valenc
07-20-2009, 02:21 AM
Ono!! My niece says her scalp is Itchi..:shuffle:...she needs to go to the doctor for a Lysacek.
:shuffle:
Rochette! That's not Gooden. Ando little Gross. :wideeyes:

Japanfan
07-20-2009, 05:11 AM
Ono!! My niece says her scalp is Itchi..:shuffle:...she needs to go to the doctor for a Lysacek.
:shuffle:

The truth is out. Yao Bin spending too much time in the men's locker room.

JILEN
07-20-2009, 01:42 PM
Woods is such a Gret(zky) golfer but Holyfield, how can he missed the cut this weekend, is the magic Johnson gone or he just have the Jeters.

Kamey
07-20-2009, 04:25 PM
He needs a hot cup of greens tee.

Reuven
07-20-2009, 05:16 PM
It is Strange Tiger missed the cut. That's not Norman for him. He kept trying in that second round Els he'd wind up in the Zoeller. Hope he doesn't Cink too far.

valenc
07-20-2009, 05:32 PM
Tiger is still Lehman! Even if he laid a Goosen this weekend.

I wonder Watson his mind. Jimenez wife have kids, Howell does he sleep Daly or even Weekley? Or Els is he still Aiken from back Payne? He's looking Gaunt and Sterne these days.

jtpc
07-20-2009, 06:48 PM
All of these golf puns are just par for the course.

I wonder if golf has a level 4 wedge.