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She is his "cherry amour". :slinkaway
07-07-2009, 12:20 AM
Time for a new story:
An Arizona husband and wife team just won the International Cherry Pit Spitting Championship held at the Tree-Mendus Fruit Farm on Saturday. (The name of the farm is the actual name but it also works as a pun for this thread! :lol:)
The husband spit his cherry pit 48 feet, and the wife spit hers 36 feet.
All of that practice and effort proved to be fruitful! :P
The officials wore pit helmets to stem any injuries.
07-07-2009, 12:32 AM
So now we know how many pits a pit-spitter would spit if a pit-spitter could spit pits.
And apparently, the good weather helped. Had it been Rainier. . .
07-07-2009, 03:41 AM
My guess is that with both of them being so talented with their mouths, that neither are the pits in the sack... :grope:
07-07-2009, 04:30 AM
The prize was a pittance, but they were cheery anyway.
07-07-2009, 07:46 AM
I'm sure the crowd went wild! It must have been a verry merry and cherry occasion!
Berry nice to hear.
07-07-2009, 02:02 PM
The couple had a lot of stones to enter the contest in the first place.
07-07-2009, 02:03 PM
That was a sweet-tart of a story! :)
There was another year when the same cherry spitting contest in Michigan pits father againts son and the son har-vested the father by 21 spits.
The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree...
07-11-2009, 06:58 PM
the fall from the tree was the cherry end.
07-11-2009, 10:04 PM
...the tree was cheerin' the fall!
07-11-2009, 10:09 PM
the tree was packing the trunk for the fall
07-12-2009, 01:27 AM
It had tried to give a ring as it was pine-ing away.
07-12-2009, 03:26 AM
and the pine was for-ever green with envy as the ring was much bigger than hers
07-12-2009, 03:43 AM
Her ring was massive after he'd taken her cherry. Even though he thought it was the pits.
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