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Rex
07-07-2009, 12:18 AM
She is his "cherry amour". :slinkaway

Reuven
07-07-2009, 12:20 AM
Time for a new story:

An Arizona husband and wife team just won the International Cherry Pit Spitting Championship held at the Tree-Mendus Fruit Farm on Saturday. (The name of the farm is the actual name but it also works as a pun for this thread! :lol:)

The husband spit his cherry pit 48 feet, and the wife spit hers 36 feet.

All of that practice and effort proved to be fruitful! :P
The officials wore pit helmets to stem any injuries.

Doubletoe
07-07-2009, 12:32 AM
So now we know how many pits a pit-spitter would spit if a pit-spitter could spit pits.
And apparently, the good weather helped. Had it been Rainier. . .

PeterG
07-07-2009, 03:41 AM
My guess is that with both of them being so talented with their mouths, that neither are the pits in the sack... :grope:

Kamey
07-07-2009, 04:30 AM
The prize was a pittance, but they were cheery anyway.

twinsissv
07-07-2009, 07:46 AM
I'm sure the crowd went wild! It must have been a verry merry and cherry occasion!
Berry nice to hear.

Sparks
07-07-2009, 02:02 PM
The couple had a lot of stones to enter the contest in the first place.

JILEN
07-07-2009, 02:03 PM
That was a sweet-tart of a story! :)

There was another year when the same cherry spitting contest in Michigan pits father againts son and the son har-vested the father by 21 spits.

Rex
07-11-2009, 05:35 PM
The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree...

numbers123
07-11-2009, 06:58 PM
the fall from the tree was the cherry end.

twinsissv
07-11-2009, 10:04 PM
...the tree was cheerin' the fall!

numbers123
07-11-2009, 10:09 PM
the tree was packing the trunk for the fall

Reuven
07-12-2009, 01:27 AM
It had tried to give a ring as it was pine-ing away.

numbers123
07-12-2009, 03:26 AM
and the pine was for-ever green with envy as the ring was much bigger than hers

Ozzisk8tr
07-12-2009, 03:43 AM
Her ring was massive after he'd taken her cherry. Even though he thought it was the pits.