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JILEN
05-20-2009, 02:12 PM
Not to compound the problem but is the bank robber a deliquent minor? Maybe he should get a deferred sentence until he matures .
Reuven
05-20-2009, 11:53 PM
But what would that yield? I suspect there is very low interest for this no account draught dodger.
FGRSK8
05-21-2009, 10:43 AM
Don't want to speculate, I might be left short.
Reuven
05-22-2009, 10:59 PM
...and broker than you wanna be.
FGRSK8
05-23-2009, 11:54 AM
A clear case of no deposit, no return...:P

This thread is making my brain hurt... :rofl::rofl::rofl:
jtpc
05-24-2009, 04:52 AM
He didn't invest enough time in planning out his escape. If he had been successful, we could have given credit where credit was due.
JILEN
05-27-2009, 02:42 PM
With little or no option right now he must be riyal pissed.


FIGURESKATES
This thread is making my brain hurt...

I have a split-ing headache, my brain is in withdrawal. I'm ready to junk this thread right now. :)
Reuven
05-27-2009, 03:27 PM
We've harvested so much from this topic I think migraine intake is rising.
twinsissv
05-27-2009, 11:42 PM
Dam dummy. I'm surprised that he even Maddoff with the cash.
wishmaker
06-07-2009, 01:28 PM
His favorite sport is Social Climbing.
Rex
06-07-2009, 03:14 PM
Her favorite sport is Social Climbing.

HER? :confused:
wishmaker
06-07-2009, 04:30 PM
Typographical error, thank you for noticing it.
heckles
06-07-2009, 05:27 PM
We've harvested so much from this topic I think migraine intake is rising.

When Santa heard your joke he said, "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!"
jtpc
07-06-2009, 10:11 PM
Time for a new story:

An Arizona husband and wife team just won the International Cherry Pit Spitting Championship held at the Tree-Mendus Fruit Farm on Saturday. (The name of the farm is the actual name but it also works as a pun for this thread! :lol:)

The husband spit his cherry pit 48 feet, and the wife spit hers 36 feet.

All of that practice and effort proved to be fruitful! :P
Reuven
07-06-2009, 11:55 PM
Bing! We have a winner!