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Reuven
05-14-2009, 11:27 PM
I think that's safe to say, at least in principle.

mmscfdcsu
05-15-2009, 03:11 AM
http://www.funtrivia.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1112180&an=0&page=0&gonew=1#UNREAD

http://www.funtrivia.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1090731&an=0&page=1&gonew=1#UNREAD

jtpc
05-15-2009, 11:13 PM
I guess it fit the bill that he got caught. He was unable to coin the perfect getaway.

numbers123
05-16-2009, 12:30 AM
If you bill it, will they come?

heckles
05-16-2009, 11:20 PM
I won a fight with a banker in Prague. It was the only time I've bounced a Czech.

JILEN
05-18-2009, 03:11 PM
He should have ACH the loot. I know they'll PIN him down sooner or later. Maybe next time he'll mind his AT&M's. :)

LilJen
05-18-2009, 10:18 PM
So, after this failure, I wonder if the would-be robber still has a yen for robbery? Or is he now lira of it as a profession?

twinsissv
05-18-2009, 10:57 PM
So, after this failure, I wonder if the would-be robber still has a yen for robbery? Or is he now lira of it as a profession?

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Francly, I think he should give it up. Euro not too smart, buddy.

Reuven
05-19-2009, 12:52 AM
Carefull, there or I'll have to you!

JILEN
05-19-2009, 01:06 PM
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Francly, I think he should give it up.

He's morally bankrupt.

The Village Idiot
05-19-2009, 03:12 PM
Thievery never makes cents.

FGRSK8
05-19-2009, 07:26 PM
You can put stock in that!!

JILEN
05-19-2009, 08:38 PM
He should really lien from experience and not rebate this.

Reuven
05-20-2009, 12:08 AM
But it's not his vault that he's a pecuniary person!

twinsissv
05-20-2009, 07:25 AM
Well, at least he must now realize that it is not safe to deposit your identity at the scene of the crime. Better not tell his fellow cons about that. He'll certainly be the laughing stock of the sell block.