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Rex
03-18-2009, 10:47 PM
There's a vas deferens between those who think our wits will phallus and those who don't :slinkaway

numbers123
03-19-2009, 12:33 AM
the phallus did fail us

Rex
03-19-2009, 01:05 AM
So will Uranus pain us :o ?

Ozzisk8tr
03-19-2009, 01:16 AM
If Uranus does pain us drink some liquor. Liquor! You bought her, you liquor!

Rex
03-19-2009, 01:17 AM
Ask the Colonel. Colonel Lingus.

gkelly
03-19-2009, 02:31 PM
That is a fellatious assumption.

rfisher
03-19-2009, 02:33 PM
:eek: :rofl: carry on

Sparks
03-19-2009, 03:22 PM
They meet at the establishment with the sign: "Liquor in the front, poker in the back".

Reuven
03-19-2009, 10:50 PM
Would that make her crab-by?

rfisher
03-19-2009, 11:12 PM
Peni-cillin, the nurse, can fix you right up.

Reuven
03-19-2009, 11:21 PM
Yeah, I think she should give it a shot.

numbers123
03-19-2009, 11:22 PM
Auntie Van will help you relax

rfisher
03-20-2009, 12:06 AM
Just be careful if Benadryl's a hole somewhere.

numbers123
03-20-2009, 12:10 AM
or we could just Celebrex the accomplishment

skategal
03-20-2009, 12:30 AM
I don't know about anyone else, but I have always been very pro Zac Effron even if he is too young for me. :grope: :saint: