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There's a vas deferens between those who think our wits will phallus and those who don't :slinkaway
03-19-2009, 12:33 AM
the phallus did fail us
So will Uranus pain us :o ?
03-19-2009, 01:16 AM
If Uranus does pain us drink some liquor. Liquor! You bought her, you liquor!
Ask the Colonel. Colonel Lingus.
03-19-2009, 02:31 PM
That is a fellatious assumption.
03-19-2009, 02:33 PM
:eek: :rofl: carry on
03-19-2009, 03:22 PM
They meet at the establishment with the sign: "Liquor in the front, poker in the back".
03-19-2009, 10:50 PM
Would that make her crab-by?
03-19-2009, 11:12 PM
Peni-cillin, the nurse, can fix you right up.
03-19-2009, 11:21 PM
Yeah, I think she should give it a shot.
03-19-2009, 11:22 PM
Auntie Van will help you relax
03-20-2009, 12:06 AM
Just be careful if Benadryl's a hole somewhere.
03-20-2009, 12:10 AM
or we could just Celebrex the accomplishment
03-20-2009, 12:30 AM
I don't know about anyone else, but I have always been very pro Zac Effron even if he is too young for me. :grope: :saint:
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