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Rex
02-05-2009, 01:49 AM
Will he marry the stripper, or will he marry Juana? :slinkaway

immoimeme
02-05-2009, 11:43 AM
He's going to marry Jane.

JILEN
02-05-2009, 08:34 PM
Seriously, I dont know what the buzz is all about. (Pass the bong):P

Rex
02-05-2009, 09:55 PM
What is the straight dope on the situation?

JILEN
02-06-2009, 02:12 PM
He's gonna have to take a hit on this one!


(3-mos suspension I heard)

Sparks
02-06-2009, 03:54 PM
They say he can't swim for 3 months. That is so blunt!

falling_dance
02-06-2009, 04:10 PM
It's like he has a spliff personality.

JILEN
02-06-2009, 04:24 PM
He's being blasted for trying to be hip-ppie.

Rex
02-07-2009, 01:14 AM
One endorsement has already gone up in a puff of smoke :(.

LilJen
02-07-2009, 01:25 AM
What a dopey move by him.

JILEN
02-07-2009, 03:53 AM
It's not like he was tokin' while strokin'. :P

Rex
02-07-2009, 04:12 AM
Or smokin.....his career has not gone to pot, we'll reefer him to higher authorities.

Reuven
02-07-2009, 05:11 PM
He could always go into getting rid of roaches.

JILEN
02-11-2009, 02:24 AM
He could always go into getting rid of roaches.

And yeah, he'll find out the grass is not always greener on the other side.

Rex
03-06-2009, 12:59 AM
A Russian man dies after gorging himself on pancakes (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/03/05/pancake-winner-dies-in-all-you-can-eat-contest-115875-21172917/) immediately after winning an all-u-can eat contest.

This makes me feel flat.