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JILEN

01-30-2009, 02:33 PM

Or (human) woody woodpecker peck as much as he could? :P

Reuven

01-31-2009, 12:33 AM

Hmmm, such knotty problems. I leaf it to others to ponderosa.

pat c

01-31-2009, 12:37 AM

Well oaky doaky then. Maple someone can do that.

Rex

01-31-2009, 01:32 AM

I just think the main character is branching out sexually. And if he doesn't get what he pines for, he leaves :slinkaway.

falling_dance

01-31-2009, 01:40 AM

He's the dog that did not bark in the night. :slinkaway

siouxdonym

01-31-2009, 01:45 AM

I guess wheel have to run the dog over then..

Rex

01-31-2009, 01:52 AM

but don't bitch about it..

siouxdonym

01-31-2009, 02:21 AM

Wrecks is a bitch

:lol:

jtpc

01-31-2009, 05:55 PM

For people who are going to read the book, let us know if there's any dead wood. :P

There are more tree puns here than you can shake a stick at.

twinsissv

01-31-2009, 09:08 PM

You people are all sycamore! Do you hear me just SYCAMORE!!!

numbers123

02-01-2009, 12:32 AM

oh just TRUNK it.

Reuven

02-01-2009, 12:59 AM

I guess wheel have to run the dog over then..

Ah. So your karma ran over your dogma? Wood it matter if it's knot original?

JILEN

02-01-2009, 04:52 PM

Dont read this book, you maybe barking up the wrong tree if your'e a prude.

Rex

02-01-2009, 05:02 PM

It must be a chestnut tree; since the tree has nuts on its chest :o.

Reuven

02-01-2009, 11:03 PM

If it's a pine, would it be a cone-head?