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falling_dance
01-27-2009, 03:05 AM
If that happens, Bruce Sprigsteen should compose a song about his plight.

Now, where do I collect my prize for the worst pun?

JILEN
01-27-2009, 01:57 PM
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages? :lol:

Not if he has a tax refund:P. (in the spirit of tax season)

Reuven
01-28-2009, 12:32 AM
Some food for thought to keep this thread going.

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages? :lol:

Lettuce ponder this question. Can he beet the charges? Or should he go against the grain and meat them head on? At thymes like these sage advice is needed because we really need to weed out the chaff to get at the root of the issue.

Sparks
01-28-2009, 12:53 AM
Reuven is right, but we don't have thyme to discuss.
Sew I say, lettuce leaf and we'll sea you tomato.

numbers123
01-28-2009, 02:57 AM
Ah, but the thyme is now. We need the sages to tell us what the future holds.

twinsissv
01-28-2009, 07:54 AM
Ah, but the thyme is now. We need the sages to tell us what the future holds.

Bathroom breaks...lettuce turnip and pea. :lol:

Dr.Siouxs
01-28-2009, 07:59 AM
Yay! Eye Mist ewe all

numbers123
01-29-2009, 02:47 AM
sheep, ewe and i are baaaaaaddddd

falling_dance
01-29-2009, 02:58 AM
Quit your woolgathering, we've herd all about the sheep before. ;)

immoimeme
01-29-2009, 12:53 PM
Any more of that, and you'll all be carded.

Rex
01-29-2009, 02:55 PM
I am considering a purchase the 70s book, A Melon for Ecstasy. The story deals with a man who loves trees. Who LOVES trees as opposed to humans. Put him in a room with a spruce and a Barry White album, things will happen.


Pun away.

JILEN
01-29-2009, 03:22 PM
I thought that I shall never see, a poem as hardcore as the tree. :P

(was thinking of getting that book too)

Reuven
01-29-2009, 11:59 PM
Sounds a little sappy.

LilJen
01-30-2009, 12:32 AM
Should be some really juicy tidbits in there, Rex. We'll be needling you for details later.

immoimeme
01-30-2009, 01:53 PM
Would 'e chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could?