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numbers123
01-06-2009, 01:50 AM
The delivery man was photosynthesis and turned green before arriving at his destination

rfisher
01-06-2009, 02:07 AM
Botany after he was stopped for picking daisys.

numbers123
01-06-2009, 02:12 AM
daisys she crocus

lise
01-06-2009, 03:13 AM
it just easy being green; every year I wait impatiencelly for my annuals to grow...

rfisher
01-06-2009, 03:26 AM
I'm perennially waiting for peonys from heaven.

numbers123
01-06-2009, 03:38 AM
peonys from heaven make morning glories'

immoimeme
01-06-2009, 05:18 AM
groan. Hosta la vista babee!

Sparks
01-06-2009, 03:01 PM
I am reminded of a naughty joke:

Q: What's better that roses on your piano?

A: Tulips on your organ.

JILEN
01-06-2009, 03:11 PM
I wonder if it Jasmine but I think it's time to Fuchsia for another topic or soon we all should Begonia!

LilJen
01-06-2009, 10:02 PM
I'm jonquil-ing for joy that it's time for a new topic. 'cause this thread could become a real dog. . . Instead, we'll let it become a real terrier with this subject.

valenc
01-07-2009, 12:47 AM
Eys, I'll throw you a bone, we need a topic with some bark as the old one has gotten dog-eared...let me paws and think pup a few...

Reuven
01-07-2009, 12:48 AM
Then the Skye's the limit! Especially if you're sending something by Airedale.

heckles
01-08-2009, 03:36 AM
I'm rather melon collie about this change of topic.

Rex
01-08-2009, 04:08 AM
Pinscher on the butt - that will make her feel better.

bobalina77
01-08-2009, 05:26 AM
schnauzer! That would hurt.. don't go round pinching people on the terrier!