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PeterG
12-14-2008, 04:15 AM
So people don't feel Brad is a boob for leaving Jen?


Brad couldn't endure a teste to his fidelity to Jen.

:lol:

heckles
12-14-2008, 07:02 AM
So people don't feel Brad is a boob for leaving Jen?


I think that breast describes it.

PeterG
12-14-2008, 08:19 PM
It is cool though, that Anniston doesn't think of the new coupling as the pitts...

heckles
12-14-2008, 08:36 PM
It is cool though, that Anniston doesn't think of the new coupling as the pitts...

Things might get a little hairy if she did.

PeterG
12-15-2008, 03:22 AM
Is it getting a little smelly in this thread???

heckles
12-15-2008, 04:29 AM
Maybe your upper lip smells. Who nose?

LilJen
12-15-2008, 10:02 PM
Okay, Peter, I think it's been (more or less) 20 posts. . . New topic, anyone?

PeterG
12-16-2008, 03:48 AM
Post 21 was to be the new topic. But heckles WRECKED it!!! :P

New topic, got this article from yahoo.com...


Kiss of deaf: woman loses hearing in passionate pucker

SHANGHAI (AFP) - A passionate kiss ruptured a young woman's eardrum in southern China, state media reported Monday, in what has been dubbed the "kiss of deaf".

The 20-something girl from Zhuhai city in Guangdong province was treated by hospital doctors after completely losing the hearing in her left ear, the China Daily reported, citing the Guangzhou Daily.

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the treating doctor, surnamed Li, was quoted as saying, adding the woman's hearing would likely recover in about two months.

The incident prompted newspapers to dispense kissing safety advice.

While kissing is normally very safe, doctors urge people to proceed with caution, the China Daily reported.

"A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in air pressure between the two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum," said the English-language Shanghai Daily in a story headlined "Kiss of deaf."

I've heard of kiss-off's really hurting, but this one takes the cake!!!

lise
12-16-2008, 04:30 AM
I bet her boyfriend got an earful from her after...

heckles
12-16-2008, 06:35 AM
I bet her boyfriend got an earful from her after...

He has the right to a fair hearing.

essence_of_soy
12-16-2008, 09:18 AM
Ah....the perils of aural sex:D

heckles
12-16-2008, 01:22 PM
Sounds like this couple was a little wet behind the ears.

Rex
12-16-2008, 07:20 PM
He proposed marriage, but she couldn't 'ear him... :slinkaway

PeterG
12-16-2008, 08:43 PM
Clearly, he shouldn't have gotten so mouthy with her...


While kissing is normally very safe, doctors urge people to proceed with caution, the China Daily reported.

...I never read anything about this in the safe sex pamphlets...!!! :eek:

;)

LilJen
12-16-2008, 11:23 PM
The kiss didn't do that girl a lick of good.